Hypothermia ( My herm who likes to be referred to as ‘they’ not him or her )

Nightmare, Hypothermia’s little bro.

Slushie, their littlest sister.

Roscoe the jumpy cat and Dashiell ( aka boner ) the pervy puppy.

Ryker my fanboy vampire.

Bun-bun my cute, jumpy bunny girl.

Affogato, my adorable farmboy.

Annnnnnd Luxure. The embodiment of lust. Human form. C:

(Source: icedragonqueen22)

deathtosquishies:

walkamongstthestars:

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mrpondismypatronus:

deduce-me-e:

gomenne:

girlthrualookingglass:

Julio Diaz has a daily routine. Every night, the 31-year-old social worker ends his hour-long subway commute to the Bronx one stop early, just so he can eat at his favorite diner.

But one night last month, as Diaz stepped off the No. 6 train and onto a nearly empty platform, his evening took an unexpected turn.

He was walking toward the stairs when a teenage boy approached and pulled out a knife.

“He wants my money, so I just gave him my wallet and told him, ‘Here you go,’” Diaz says.

As the teen began to walk away, Diaz told him, “Hey, wait a minute. You forgot something. If you’re going to be robbing people for the rest of the night, you might as well take my coat to keep you warm.”

The would-be robber looked at his would-be victim, “like what’s going on here?” Diaz says. “He asked me, ‘Why are you doing this?’”

Diaz replied: “If you’re willing to risk your freedom for a few dollars, then I guess you must really need the money. I mean, all I wanted to do was get dinner and if you really want to join me … hey, you’re more than welcome.

“You know, I just felt maybe he really needs help,” Diaz says.

Diaz says he and the teen went into the diner and sat in a booth.

“The manager comes by, the dishwashers come by, the waiters come by to say hi,” Diaz says. “The kid was like, ‘You know everybody here. Do you own this place?’”

“No, I just eat here a lot,” Diaz says he told the teen. “He says, ‘But you’re even nice to the dishwasher.’”

Diaz replied, “Well, haven’t you been taught you should be nice to everybody?”

“Yea, but I didn’t think people actually behaved that way,” the teen said.

Diaz asked him what he wanted out of life. “He just had almost a sad face,” Diaz says.

The teen couldn’t answer Diaz — or he didn’t want to.

When the bill arrived, Diaz told the teen, “Look, I guess you’re going to have to pay for this bill ‘cause you have my money and I can’t pay for this. So if you give me my wallet back, I’ll gladly treat you.”

The teen “didn’t even think about it” and returned the wallet, Diaz says. “I gave him $20 … I figure maybe it’ll help him. I don’t know.”

Diaz says he asked for something in return — the teen’s knife — “and he gave it to me.”

Afterward, when Diaz told his mother what happened, she said, “You’re the type of kid that if someone asked you for the time, you gave them your watch.”

“I figure, you know, if you treat people right, you can only hope that they treat you right. It’s as simple as it gets in this complicated world.”

FAITH IN HUMANITY RESTORED

ALL THE SLOW CLAPS GO TO YOU

My god, a social worker who hasn’t lost their way in it all. Bless.

I just got a huge dorky smile on my face reading this.

:’3 This guy… is a sweetiebutt, yes.

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kosine:

Going by National Pokedex numbering, of course. =)

007 Followers: Squirtle!

:o Golduck! I’m my BFF’s favorite pokemon yay c:

wow for once there are no pokemon with the number of followers i have

im

amazed

how….

#240, Magby

…ew.

number 90, Shellder

okay

#49, Venomoth!

#150 - Mewtwo.

#64- Kadabra

Hey, this is actually pretty kickass… :)

44- Gloom

sigh, I’ve never really liked Gloom.

#11-Metapod

Oh, really? >:T

#96- Drowzee. Hmm…not my favorite, but I do like the number

132. DITTOOOOOOOOOOOO.

#536Palpitoad

[{hypno whoa cool!!}]

#304 Aron

((YAY!))

#33

Nidorino.

C8 OKAY, COOL COOL. <3 I like Nidorino sooo. 8D

itty-grubby-tavvy:

eriwwhat:

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jerrymojo2:

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davestripper:

catsthrobbingcock:

Sure, any idiot can mix all the Upward Movement remixes, but it takes REAL GENIUS to combine EVERY song in Homestuck Vol. 1

jesus CHRIST

Sounds like the calling for satan

H A I L H O M E S T U C K

/dying

L̾̓̅ͫ̃͊͏͓̣̺̣̖͍͍͉͘Ĕ̵̶̛̯̰̣̗͇̤͇͍̥̯̽̔ͦ͆T͈̦̱̤̹͚̙̱̮̖͍͉̝̹͎̦̠̈́ͥ́̑ͫͤ͜͟͜ͅ ̡̼͚̦̜̭̲̭ͤ̐͑̊ͭ͊́́ͣ͐͋̊̔̃̔͂̆ͫ͡ͅM̨͎͚͖̱̞̤̪͓̖̘͖̥̝̘̤̙͕̆ͦ͂̓́́͘ͅE̷̎͋̍̊̈́҉̷̤̞̝̰̮̟̳̪ͅ ̤̥̭̗̻͔͕͈̞̺̫͚͇͔͍̙̄̓ͤ̉͌ͪ́̂͛͊͒̐͌̿̿̂͞T̶͔̘̱̺͈̜̱͓̬̜̝̤͚ͭ̓̇̍̔̇͂̇͗ͨ͊̾̓́̓͗͂ͮͮͅḘ̴̮̦͇̱͍̱̩̲͚̠̺̫̟ͣͣ̔ͭ̍ͭ̈́̋̂͋́́ͅͅḺ̶̞͕͇̫͇͊̑ͪ͊̑ͬ̇́ͧͬ̓ͦ̎́͘͟L̈̉ͫ͂͌̚̚̕͞҉̘̲̦̠͚̞̱̹͢ͅ ̔ͧͪͫ̾̃ͥ͛̑͒̑ͣ́̚̚͏̵͏͓̮̺̖̝͍̩̳͙̤̩̠̪Y̢̼̭͉͍̽͐̎́̔͂͌͛͞O̷̻̺̩̝̘͔̤̭̥̠̱̦̬͖̬̩̖ͩ̏̅̎̔ͦ̑̎͛̇̆͛̾ͭ̕ͅͅU̸͖̦͇͙͚͕̰̩͚͎̤͕̞̩̥͌́ͥ͂͌ͪ̐ͣ̍̓̆͊ͭͨ͢ ̸͙̮̠̭̜̏ͬͩͤ͑̄̿͐ͤ͗ͩͦ̚͢A̸̸̰͓̖̮̳͇̦̪̻̼̭͈͚̲̞͎̲ͫ͑̈́̾̐̃̀͝͡ͅB̛ͫͩͦ̎͒͛ͯ́̓̾ͬ̾ͮ͏̲͖̪̺̤̪̀O̷̡̲̳̯̠͚͓ͫͣͨ̉ͨ̈̆ͮ͐͒̒ͩ̒͛́̕͘U̷̴̡̠̗͚͈̟̼͕̬̥ͫ͒ͯ̾̋̔̾ͪͣ̎̌́ͅT̡̻̲̜͈̞͍̪̪͙͔̪̟͂͂̉ͦͣ́͗̽̽ͧ̍͒ͨ͂̋ͮ͘͘ ̸͔̜̖͎͕̞̬̝͙̼̣̦͈͈̠̆̌̈́̌̅ͥ̎̈́ͫͭ̆ͧͮ̾ͣͬ̂̚͢͠Hͥ̿ͨ͌ͪ̽̎̄̉̍̍͟͠͏̯̱̫̰O̴̼̖̘̘̼̫̮̬̞̖̟͎͎̯͚͍̺̼ͨ̇̓̍̌̓̇̆͘͜͠ͅM͋̔̓ͣ̄̽̒͛ͮ͗ͪͬ̌ͫ̅ͨ̉҉̳͈͖̦̲̜̠͈̹͕̲͚̙̩̱͙̼Ḙ̸̡̥̟̩̳̦͑̅̔̾̎̚S̝̘̯̬̥͚̆͌̿̐̉͌͌̇̔͊̒͒ͯ̈́ͬͥ̒ͩͭ̕͞T̶̙̺͍̺̗̪͉̺͌̈̈́̑͊ͣͥ̇ͨ̉̒̎ͬͬ̈́̆͞Ṵ̷̲̰̬̰̭͓̳͊͆͊̿ͦͮ̒̊̈́͗ͫ͋̕C̸̛̣̜̱̹̳̹͋̍̈̌͌ͤ͛̌͛͑̕͟K̴̶̼̗͚̝̠̲̤͊̈́̏ͦ̾ͧ̓ͭ͛͊̿̓͒̾ͦ̎̈̃̋̀͝

is this what hell is like

HELP

I see the doors that I can’t open

Adding locks from time to time

When it opens something blocks me

And I’m asking myself why

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this-displeases-jimmy-novak:

milesjai:

Perfume vs. Scatman John, Takenobu Mitsuyoshi, Katy Perry, Ke$ha, Rihanna, Will Smith, Nirvana, Iyaz, LMFAO, Backstreet Boys, Destiny’s Child, Shakedown, Ciara, Kevin Lyttle, Pitbull, The Jackson 5, Motorhead, Takenobu Mitsuyoshi (again - he’s fearless), Kelly Clarkson, Jessie J, Carly Rae Jepsen, Lady Gaga, Queen, Calvin Harris, Sisqo and Daft Punk

by dumbshitthatjakazidmade

PRESS PLAY YOU FOOL

THIS IS EVERY SONG I’VE EVER LOVED IN ONE. 

bokunotavr0s:

Black dahlia-Hollywood Undead

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Thankies Val! 8U

That blonde right there, is the SON of Jacky and Ty. He’s an arrancar. Also a pro crossdresser. He’s also like, 14, and is crushing on Val’s 26 year old guy. XP

And the little fly at the bottom of that is my fearless little bug, who is sooo tiny, he can sit in Vespa’s hand. ( Vespa is like, a few inches tall? )

Then a doodle of Anahi when she’s older. Day of the dead face paint, all the time. :3

And David. He’s sharon’s grandson. Yep.

Unnamed humanized version of my flash drive. She has a crooked eye.

Toofy, the crack child between Ploofy and Towel.

Ootaioo, my owl Rokuro Kubi girl, who likes ukranian people. C:

Kaaaatieeeeee, the daughter between Tesla and my… mountain goat arrancar chick. Kaige’s younger sister. She’s more anthro/animal humanoid like… 8U

Mango, one of my fangirl characters.

And Jeffy, the crack child between Ploofy and Jester.

<3

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Space Playlist compiled by moi

In order:

Dan Deacon- Pink Batman (Theme From Crater Face)
Ennio Morricone- Run Man, Run
4 Non-Blondes- Spaceman
Danny Byrd- Meteorites, Quantum Leap, Moonwalker
Blockhead- farewell spaceman
Big Gigantic- Lucid Dreams
Gorillaz- Empire Ants
Black Moth Super Rainbow- We Are The Pagans
Spiritualized- Ladies And Gentlemen, We Are Floating In Space
Royksopp- Happy Up Here (datassette remix)
University of Utah Singers- O Magnum Mysterium

(might as well be titled “Blouse”

if anyone’s interested in an MP3 of it, tell me and i’ll stick it on mediafire or summat)

Missing some God Is An Astronaut

Where’s Major Tom?