What this image really means: “I am terrible at sex.”
Lets all say a prayer for every poor girl who’s ever slept with the creator of this image……
let us bow our heads
THERE IS NOTHING COMPLEX OR DIFFICULT ABOUT THE CLITORIS I’M SO MAD LIKE IT’S RIGHT THERE AND YOU JUST GOTTA TOUCH IT
………I don’t understand why the clitoris is such a mystery
it’s right there
I mean, if you’re a lazy fuck and you don’t care about your partners’ pleasure, then maybe it’s difficult to figure out
but for fucks’ sake, it’s right there, it engorges with blood and everything to make it easier to find
fuck
srsly tho it’s RIGHT THERE
maybe we should retaliate by claiming that we can’t find the penis
“it’s right there!”
“here?”
“no those are my balls”
“in here somewhere?”
“that’s my anus please stop prodding at it”
(Source: makemecome)
The Jester will play.
Anyways yeah, I was gone, over at Val’s house for a little while. Woulda been there longer, BUT had to come home for Father’s day. Cooked dinner and made biscuits for him. C:
I see Jester had fun on here while I was gone. Uh, hello there, 2 new followers. oAo Me and Jester share this blog (more like she hijacks it now and then pffft) but uh yeah.
Anyways, i’m back! :3
Aaand I have no Idea I just wanted to draw a cute little grub. Random design. Prolly gonna keep the cutie.
Nother draggable one.
“this leaves men confused and unable to pigeonhole you. What they are forced to do instead is… take you seriously.”
Reblog every time
WHAT’S UP INTERNET
If you’re a gamer, you probably noticed all the new stuff being announces at the Electronic Entertainment Expo (E3) in Los Angeles. I’m super excited, especially about all the announcements from Sony and Nintendo.
Lots of people are excited for different consoles and their respective games, LIKE THE 3DS. So here’s your chance to win one! The winner will receive a red 3DS XL system (like new, used only a few times) with its original box, charger, manuals, and AR cards. Plus, the two latest killer apps for the 3DS, Fire Emblem: Awakening and Animal Crossing: New Leaf!
Rules:
- Sadly, the 3DS is region-locked, so I am only shipping to the United States.
- Reblogs count, Likes do not. Only one reblog will count per person.
- If you make a fake/empty/giveaway/side blog to reblog, you will be disqualified.
- I will need the winner’s address for shipping purposes, so you have to be comfortable with sharing this information.
The giveaway will end on Friday, June 21st and the winner will be announced on that day! Good luck!
if you’ve ever wondered about how to bathe giant snakes, here is a 60kg baby having a bubble bath
:D
:D :D :D
Snaaake!
(Source: vimeo.com)
I HAvEnt sLEPT
He is the thiiiing!
I was RIIIIGHT!!! The thiiiing!
Good sir I like your teeth.
